Good morning and Welcome to Flight #2012! We are prepared to take off into the New Year. Please make sure your Attitude and Blessings are secured & locked in, in upright position. All self destructive devices should be turned off at this time.
All negativity, hurt and discouragement should be put away. Should we lose Attitude under pressure during the flight, reach up and pull down a Prayer. Prayers will automatically be activated by Faith. Once your Faith is activated you can assist other passengers. There will be NO BAGGAGE, allowed on this flight.
The Captain has cleared us for takeoff. Destination GREATNESS. We look forward to completing the journey with you!
(taken from someone's post on Facebook)